My name is Zayn Malik. You probably know me for my shrimp but I was once in a band.
We were backstage at the O2 and had finished another show. Harry was rummaging around in his bag looking for moisturiser. Out of the corner of my eye I could sense something moving. Then came a crunching noise. Something was happening in the corner of the room. Louis immediately wet himself.
In the corner there was a packet of prawn crackers and it was rocking about. All of a sudden this sweaty rat thing popped its head up. It was Sloth.
It croaked out
“Ho ho boys! You don’t know me but soon you will. Be dead.”
“Sorry…I mean ‘Soon you will be dead.”